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The new True Blood season 5 is just days away from its premiere and here at OBS we are big fans of those southern vampires! While we wait for Sunday’s episode, we’ll be looking back through some of our favorite season 4 favorite quotes. Enjoy!

  1. “Fucking Sookie “-Bill & Eric
  2. “Hi Nan, Gay Storm Troopers” -Eric
  3. “Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we join a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together by estrogen or sisterhood some other feminist drivel?” -Pam
  4. “I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name.” -Pam
  5. “Marnie just puked that bitch out.” -Lafayette
  6. “I liked you better when you were brain damaged.” -Bill
  7. “Tell her I was born the night she found me. Because of her I went to my true death knowing what it means to love.” -Eric
  8. “People don’t change. They just find new ways to lie.” -Alcide
  9. “You’re handsome and muscular.” -Fairy

“I have been cutting back on the carbs.” -Andy

10. “You can’t trade magic like fucking Pokeman cards” -Jesus


Which one of these was your favorite quote? Is there another quote that you remember that would go with these?