Slow week this time around, minus a romantic comedy involving a Roman fountain and a girl looking for love and a horror-fest film festival that you won’t be able to see unless you’re lucky.

When in Rome (Nationwide)

Romance, Comedy (PG-13)

(From comingsoon.net) An ambitious young New Yorker (Kristen Bell), disillusioned with romance, takes a whirlwind trip to Rome where she defiantly plucks magic coins from a “foolish” fountain of love, inexplicably igniting the passion of an odd group of suitors: a sausage magnate (Danny DeVito), a street magician (Jon Heder), an adoring painter (Will Arnett) and a self-admiring model (Dax Shepard). But when a charming reporter (Josh Duhamel) pursues her with equal zest, how will she know if his love is the real thing?

After Dark Horrorfest 4 – 8 Films to Die For (Limited)

Horror (R)

(From comingsoon.net) After Dark Horrorfest is a one week national film festival that celebrates all areas of the horror genre. You can watch the trailer below and for more information on this year’s eight films, click on the titles:

Dread
The Final
The Graves
Hidden
Kill Theory
Lake Mungo
The Reeds
ZMD: Zombies of Mass Destruction

Screw you an your limited releases. Maybe I want to sit down for a few hours of my life and listen to people scream as they are slaughtered to death, but NO, you have to go and make these film festivals that I would have to fly to a whole other state to see. So F you. I’ll just go watch the romantic comedy and mock you Mr. film festival.