Top 20: Grim Reaper Sayings

By OBS reviewer Heidi

I don’t know about you but I’m definitely feigning for some Reyes Farrow!  The release of book 5 of the Charley Davidson series, Fifth Grave Past the Light, is due out in a couple short months!  But for us Farrow and Charley fans those two months don’t seem quite so short!  So I’ve decided to help ease the pain of that wait by creating a fun top 2o that takes you back to all the fun we’ve had in this series so far!  And what better way than to compile a list of some of my favorite Reaper sayings….you know the fun bumper sticker and T-shirt quotes you see at the beginning of each chapter?  Sit back and enjoy!

1. IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER~Second Grave on the Left

2. Never knock on death’s door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. —T-SHIRT~First Grave  on the Right

3. Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. —T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

4.  Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time,and gets to know everyone personally.—T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

5. IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, FAILURE MAY BE YOUR THING.—T-SHIRT~Second Grave on the Left

6. DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE. IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.—T-SHIRT~Second Grave on the Left

7. You can’t fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2 by 4.—T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

8. Guys have feelings, too. But like … who cares? —INSPIRATIONAL POSTER~First Grave on the Right

9. Genius has its limitations. Insanity … not so much.~First Grave on the Right

10. Welcome back. I see the assassins have failed.—T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

11. Time to make today my bitch. —T-SHIRT~Third Grave Dead Ahead

12. I am an instrument God uses to annoy people.—T-SHIRT~Third Grave Dead Ahead

13. When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape. —T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

14.  Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy.—T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

15. Don’t judge me because I’m quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.—T-SHIRT~Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

16. WITH GREAT BREASTS COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. —T-SHIRT~First Grave on the Right

17. SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC  PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. —T-SHIRT~ First Grave on the Right

18. Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don’t. So either way …     —CHARLOTTE JEAN DAVIDSON, GRIM REAPER~Third Grave Dead Ahead

19. The police never find it as funny as you do. —T-SHIRT~Third Grave Dead Ahead

20.  A Nun’s Life: Chastity, poverty and obedience. Wait, chastity?—BUMPER STICKER~ Third Grave Dead Ahead

I hope you had fun reminiscing with me!  You can find the complete list of Grim Reaper sayings on Darynda Jone’s website here.  Did your favorites not make my list?  Feel free to use the comments section below to add yours!!

Fifth Grave Past the Light hits the shelves July 9th and I will be right here to review it for you!