by Mark on buzznet.com

Chapter 23: Stephenie Meyer finds it necessary to write for only 4 pages. And make it a whole chapter.
All seems to do is set up Edward as the knight-in-shining-armor who only exists to save Bella’s life so she may devote her entire existence to him. Thank you for this stunning character development, Stephenie Meyer.

BELLA IS BLIND
Bella gets bit on the hand by James right at the moment that Alice, Carlisle, and Edward show up. (Convenient, eh? Eh?) Didn’t he know other vampires were coming? He specifically said he would know if other vampires were near. Whatever.

I realized my eyes were closed again. I opened them, desperate to find his face. And I found him. Finally, I could see his perfect face, staring at me, twisted into a mask of indecision and pain.

Prior to this, it’s clear from the narration that Bella knows Edward is holding her. So ‘finding’ Edward shouldn’t be too hard because HE’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

VAMPIRES ARE LIKE SNAKES…sort of?
Carlisle, realizing that James has bitten Bella, suggests to Edward that he suck the venom back out of Bella’s wound. Now, as I understood, based on Meyer’s descriptions, vampires in the Twilight world inject venom from their mouths, sort of like snakes. Maybe the venom comes out of their teeth? I don’t know, because Meyer DOESN’T ELABORATE ON THIS AT ALL. Awesome. I hate you, Stephenie Meyer.

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What the hell? Is it because he is a guy that he can’t understand things? I still love Stephenie Meyer and her series and I don’t get his point. What about you – do you also hate ‘this stupid, theatrical drama that Meyer writes’? Do you think she is a the worst author?