How to Become a Werewolf – Humorous How to
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With all the excitement over New Moon and Jacob’s role as a hot, overprotective young werewolf, I can see why people are falling in love with the idea of learning how to become a werewolf.
Unfortunately, as Jacob discovered, there are drawbacks to being a werewolf. Besides the inconvenient trouble with an overabundance of tetesterone and the fact that you’re on four legs when a cute girl is on two, there are a few problems you could have that aren’t mentioned in New Moon. For one thing, there’s that wet dog smell when you’re out romping and it rains. All of those “No Dogs Allowed” signs can be a problem, too. And forget normal bad breath problems. How do you explain doggie breath to your date?
Still want to learn how to become a werewolf? Here goes:
1. Wait until there’s a full moon. Everyone knows that weres transform from human form to wolf form as soon as there’s a full moon shining in the sky.
2. Get in your car and drive around until you hear a wolf howling or snarling.
3. Get out of the car and stand in a dark spot with no protection.
4. Wait for the wolf to bite you.
5. Be sad when a mugger takes your money instead.
6. Wait some more.
7. Tell the next mugger that he’s too late and describe the first mugger to him so he can go after your cash.
8. Go back to waiting.
Read more of the steps here.
LMAO, love this. I’ll have to try and see if it works. 😉
