There is the Egyptian Book of the Dead, The Devil’s Dictionary and now…the Encyclopaedia of Hell: An Invasion Manual for Demons Concerning the Planet Earth and Human Race Which Infects It by Martin Olsen. It sounds like it is not for the faint of heart, but in fact it’s quite humorous.  Lars Ulrich from the group Metallica is quoted as saying “It’s absolutely one of the funniest books ever.”

Description: Encyclopaedia of Hell is a manual of Earth written by Lord Satan for his invading hordes of demons, complete with hundreds of unpleasant illustrations, diagrams, and a comprehensive and utterly repulsive dictionary of Earth terms.

Since the customs and mores of humanity are alien and inconceivable to demons, Satan wrote this strangely poetic military handbook for the enlightenment and edification of his demon armies. A masterpiece expressing Satan’s hatred for humanity and himself, the Encyclopaedia includes “Techniques of Stalking and Eating Humans,” “Methods of Canning Human Pus,” and “Dicing and Slicing Orphaned Children.”

Why the invasion? During the last century in particular, Hell has become seriously overcrowded. Satan needs more land mass for the damned and to use the human livestock to feed his hungry demon invaders.

Since this book is the 666th commemorative edition, this Encyclopedia contains special commemorative material.

We can’t wait to get our hands on a copy.