How to Catch and Keep a Vampire is the title of Diana Laurence’s latest book that will be released on October 23.
In How to Catch and Keep a Vampire, Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead.
Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings?
And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do?
Diana Laurence knows.
With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Diana does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers, to sharing what red satin ribbon signifies to them. In this book, she has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence.
From the introduction:
There will be days that being in love with a vampire will seem like, for lack of a better word, a curse. But take heart; I’m here to be your guide, and show you that you do have the wherewithal to balance your vampirophilia with a full, happy, successful life.
Read more here
Forgive me if this is meant to be taken seriously, but it cracks me up. I think I want to read it just for pure entertainment purposes…I’ve been thinking the guy down the street from me is a vamp…I wonder if I can catch him and keep him.
What do you think of the premise of this book? Interested, or not so much?
“I’ve been thinking the guy down the street from me is a vamp”
The author here, and MAN, are you on the same wavelength as the book with this! I'd like to elaborate on that, but suffice it to say, this is just the sort of sentiment that is addressed in the book. Oh the suspense! Bwahahaha! (sorry!)
“I’ve been thinking the guy down the street from me is a vamp”
The author here, and MAN, are you on the same wavelength as the book with this! I'd like to elaborate on that, but suffice it to say, this is just the sort of sentiment that is addressed in the book. Oh the suspense! Bwahahaha! (sorry!)