10 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight

I had started this weekend with a much brighter outlook on humanity than I ended up with. Why you ask? Well, lots of reasons but one of them was the fact that New Moon (the latest Twilight movie) made two hundred and fifty eight million dollars worldwide.

I will repeat that.

New Moon made two hundred and fifty eight million dollars worldwide this weekend……the mind reels.

These are movies based on novels that are a stone’s throw away from being coloring books and yet people flock to them like the second coming. What did I miss? Is it really so compelling watching the sad Vampire do battle with the jock werewolf over a girl who does little more than mumble and complain? Apparently it is, apparently if you can re-write the masturbation material of a tween girls diary then you can be considered an “author” much like Stephanie Meyer is.

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Why did I hate these movies so much? I harnessed my hatred and came up with ten reasons.

10. The Depth Of A Cereal Bowl

09. Shirtless Werewolves Do It Quicker!

08. Diamond Skin, the Jazz Hands Of The Vampire World.

07. Twilight Moms

06. The Cast Blows

05. Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner!

04. The Directors Can’t Leave Fast Enough

03. Two Words: Racial Politics

02. Yep, Now Vampires Are Pussies.

01. Crazy Chick Syndrome

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Really? If you don’t like it, fine, don’t like it. But please, don’t insult the people who do like it.

I will agree that Meyer’s writing isn’t the best ever, BUT get over it already. It’s the emotion that stirs us, that addicts us and keeps us coming back for more.

And why on earth must you insult Twilight moms? WTF is that?

What do you think of his reasons for hating Twilight? Does he have good points? or is it bullshit?