Top five Ron Weasley quotes, brought to you by Chris

1. “Because that’s what Hermione does. When in doubt, go to the library.”

2. “…from now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell ‘die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.”

3. “Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.”

4. “Bless him [Kreacher], and when you think I used to fantasize about cutting off his head and sticking it to the wall!”

5. “I love you, Hermione.”